Balloon has always been a morbidly obese moron. But recently, something about his feeble brain has changed. Every time he guesses, he’s right. Victory, the girl he’s been crushing on for over ten years, needs his abilities to save her dying father. Desperate for her affection, Balloon agrees to help. There’s only one catch: the cure is over 29 million light years away, perched on a pedestal at the center of the Sombrero Galaxy.
Antihooliganism is the first entry in the Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals trilogy. The final book, Certain Death, was just published this week. Free on Kindle.