I’m single. I’m pregnant. I’m a virgin.
With the 9-month clock ticking away, the Sugar D’s Speed Dating event fills me with hope that I can find a decent guy who’s willing to have some fun and help me lose my virginity before I give birth.
Just as I’m losing hope, three security guards walk in, focus their possessive gazes on me, and head straight to my table. They don’t look happy. But they do give me tingles…lots of them.